capitalism *is* fun :-)

The best line I have heard in months: “Penguins are arabs of the bird world. Sitting on top of the arctic oil.”

I have spent most of the weekend drinking and having some good time with Dan. This is something cool to read.
Why do girls think that if they are beautifull, that is something that entitles them to marry rich guys? Let me tell you a thing or two.

If a girl doesn’t get married between the ages of 20 and 25, panic sets in after she turns 25. Whenever I see a single girl over 25, I start thinking : “Dude, I think there is something wrong with that chick”. Whenever I see a single girl over 30, I start thinking: “Dude, there is something wrong with that chick”. Let’s assume the number of girls equals the number of men. More, let’s assume the number of beautifull girls, equals the number of rich men. As a man, I have 20 years (between 20 and 40) to get married. As a girl, she has only 5. That reduces her chances, down to 25%. There are also girls that are beautifull, rich and smart. That would again cut her chances in half, to 12.5%. Again, I could consider brains, career, etc as qualities in a girl, and overlook beauty. That would again cut her chances down in half, to 6.25%. If I also factor in that a rich guy could be gay, not intending to get married, etc … the chances drop to 5%. Any investment banker would tell you that if you have 5% chances to make a profit, and 95% chances to loose, you shouldn’t invest. Market economy, girls

Think of a beautifull girl, as being a bottle of good wine. Once the bottle is opened, and stays open for several years, and several other man sip from the bottle … would you take the remaining of it’s content and consume it entirely or buy it? No. Like any smart man, you would take your sip, and move further.

Further on, with crude oil at $110.21, we should see some more democracy being soon introduced, to petroleum producing countries. Watch out Iran