capitalism *is* fun :-)

It’s those darn Aston Martin’s that fill every street on the planet, with their huge V12 engines that pollute the planet and cause global warming, says Sir Mark Moody-Stuart. Indeed, and upon further research, the main cause of the planet’s population growth, is the accidental tear of condoms. Let’s ban those Aston Martin’s and Ferrari’s. Moving on to wider markets….There are so many Aston’s and similar luxury cars, that if we would ban them, we would immediately see a decrease of air pollution of about 0.000000000000000000001%. Offcourse, nobody has the balls to tell that we are almost 7 billion people living our lives on resources that are limited, and more difficult to obtain each day. It’s better to find a boogey man, and point the finger to those Aston Martin owners (that earned their privilege by contributing and developing the society we live in) as the main cause of global warming, pollution, gas prices, terrorism, AIDS and God knows what else. Offcourse, when no solution lies in the horizon for the above mentioned issues, it’s simple to find a boogey-man and blame him for it. They did this back in the days of the KKK. Let’s do it again. Let’s put them white caps on and burn some afro-americans. That will solve our global warming issue. P.S: Offcourse, we will be allowed to further drive Aston Martins, as long as their gas consumption is reduced. This means that the engine under the hood will be replaced with a windshield wiper motor that runs on solar power. This is pretty much like having sex with an inflatable woman, and calling it “the same thing, except more eco-friendly”.