capitalism *is* fun :-)

I guess you know how oil reserves were formed. I am not going to explain it again. It’s not my fault you skipped school and missed this one.

Penguins don’t do anything all day long. They just sit there and get fat every day. Until they get so fat, that they can’t move there asses and freeze to death. Due to the extreme conditions in the arctic area, things happen at a faster pace, and all those billions of penguins died and got covered with snow. And this is how arctic oil was formed. In much larger quantities then oil which was formed from dead dinosaurs. Dinosaurs used to live long and didn’t get that fat, since they were running around all day after something to kill and eat.
This is how we are about to discover the largest crude oil field ever. And all we have to do, is drill into the snow. Which is easy.

It has taken governments, almost 100 years to figure this one out. Now, my dear readers, you might be wondering how such a discovery just happened. Who are the richest people on this planet? The Arabs. Why? Because they have all that oil to sell. But wait … actually it’s Santa Claus, who is the richest person on the planet. Being able to finance gifts for everyone, for hundreds of years. Offcourse he can. He has all that supply of arctic oil

And now we are about to invade Santa Clause to bring some democracy over there, and take away all his oil to be burned in our Hummers