capitalism *is* fun :-)

It has been brought to our attention that lately, indian coders are not only abusing Apple’s iPhone web apps platform to make a quick bang to help them pay for their girlfriend’s birth control pills, but they even do it in ASPX!!!

The “Coder of the the day” prize goes out to Mr. Sr. Vishal Seth (stocks: http://vishalseth.com).
Mr. Vishal is one of the many billions of indian “coders” who can’t tell the difference between a keyboard and their arse, but they somehow managed to connect to the “Internet” and expand their BS pollution outside their home village.

We browse to his About page (http://vishalseth.com/page/About-me.aspx) to only find it filled with AdSense advertising. This is sad and breaks my hearth. However, his extensive knowledge hasn’t yet extended to the level where he can close the footer of the page properly after pasting the advertisement code and the page ends up without a footer. From someone claiming to have worked with clients such as Intel Corporation, this is unacceptable.  Wait! There is a footer. Except it’s above the giant skyscraper ad that fits the page like a nut in the wall. He must have been high on some herbs when “empowering” that particular page.

Observe the photograph. Nicely done at the village photographer, most likely in the presence of his entire family (which is actually the entire village), wearing his father’s good/Sunday shirt on a background featuring some cheap chinese import wallpaper. Or is it outside the family hut? I can’t tell honestly.

Honestly, we don’t need you people and your entire genealogical tree connecting to the internet, making a quick blog to make some AdSense money and then committing the blasphemy of making iPhone web apps in ASPX.
We don’t need to read your about pages. We know that your entire area of expertise and background is a conversation with your cousin from the neighboring village, on how he made money with AdSense and bought a Tata Nano car. He actually jacked that car and made you believe it that he has bought it.

I was trying to evaluate his horoscope web app but unfortunately:
“The application is offline for now, due to problems with my hosting company. Sorry for the trouble.”
I think he ran into a religious conflict on that one with his Vishnu-Buddha friendly webhost, which doesn’t endorse horoscopes. This is a total disrespect for his indian culture.

Below, is a photo of Mr. Vishal’s cousin with his yearly earnings check. It’s an impressive $26.
The photo resolution is 1600×1200, taken with a cheap import camera phone.

Well … told you …. you got owned on this one.